President and Chief of the United States

With the Presidential elections of 2008 well underway I thought it a good idea as president and chief of the good ole US of A to proffer my thoughts and ideas regarding the presidential candidates.

Of course I can't offer specific guidance or idealism while still in office but this is my country too and when I step down as president and chief of the United States of America I want to know my family can sleep well at night.

There is a war on our soil and it effects our economy, the environment, and the safety of each and every one of us in america.

Who do you want to run the US? Well who do I want? I can tell you three candidates I recommend without prejudice for character or dogma. Glenn Quagmire, imho would make a strong candidate for presidency. Glenn is a navy man, a man who loves his neighbor, and Quagmire promotes healthcare for all americans.

In Texas we say everythings bigger and y'all know bigger is better - why here I can see Peter Griffin being the best darn president since Harry Truman.

Of course not to leave out my yellow friends, Homer Simpson has the presidential values to lead a strong country. Homer believes in family, diet, and the environment.

This message brought to you by President and Chief Bush of the United States of America. All commentary, opinions, ideas and the like have been expressed by myself, lil George Bush under my right to freedom of free speech.